A~ "Sis, I broke my ankle last night. I stepped wrong on the driveway and then there was the monkey grass and my ankle just folded over. I have surgery tomorrow morning."
me~ You broke your ankle on monkey grass?
A~ "Twice. or in 2 places. whatevs."
me~ Seriously. Monkey Grass!?
A~ ...
me~ (laughing uncontrollably)
A~ "Bitch. Just pick me up at 8 am ok?"
me~ OK.
I have the most interesting friends. And if you actually knew them you would know they are the most awesome too.
Monkey grass. I can't wait to sign that cast.
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